12-Man Royal Rumble/WWF No Mercy/All CPU/Winner takes the #1 pick
Main Event
Live from the ring · one camera · no commentary · no mercy
Ring the bell
Starts with sound on. If the stream is offline, this will keep checking and start on its own.
Standing by
Draft Order
Fills in live as bodies hit the floor
Still in the ring
Tale of the Tape
Ten managers · ten mercenaries · one draft board
The Stipulation
Read it. Then read it again.
The match. A 12-man over-the-top-rope Royal Rumble in WWF No Mercy on the Nintendo 64. Timed entries. Last wrestler in the ring wins.
The competitors. Every wrestler is controlled by the CPU. No managers at ringside, no controllers plugged in, no button mashing, no "wait, hold on."
The stakes. Each manager has one wrestler carrying their team. The winner's team receives the #1 overall pick. The first team eliminated picks 10th. Everyone else lands in between, in the order they went over the rope.
The fillers. Two entrants represent nobody. When they're eliminated, nothing happens. When they eliminate you, something very much happens.
The ruling. The commissioner's decision is final. Disputes will be settled by a rematch that the commissioner will decline to schedule.
Draft follows immediately after the main event. Bring your own keg.